Americana
My order from Urban Outfitters came in today.

  1. First time I’ve bought anything from there.
  2. It was delivered in fucking plastic bags…
  3. My first pleather jacket ever smells like Play-Doh <3.
  4. Leather jackets feel really weird when you wear ‘em.
  5. I look like the dude from the YMCA commercial when I wear my sailor cap with my jacket.