I don’t think I’m ever going to have sex again.
It’s a loaded activity (pun intended):
- Consent. What is it? Obviously, it is a “yes”. If the person is mute, it is a tug, a kiss, a nod, or a thumbs up, etc… But I’m afraid of a couple things: I don’t want to be falsely accused EVER, and I don’t want to feel the pressure to “take chances” and go for a kiss or something like that— not because I would feel sad for being rejected, but because I don’t want to be a creep.
- Feelings. I usually expect friendship after sex. Awkward pre-sex situations: “Can we be friends afterwards?” “Can we just be each other’s objects and not talk again afterwards?” Unfulfilling as fuck when either of those situations turn awry…
It’s just not worth it at all. Plus, I’m not really looking for a relationship right now. I’m pretty emotionally available, otherwise, I’d be looking for familiar sex… C’est la vie.
Average Lifespans in Mass Effect
Avoiding death by disease, combat, Shepard...
Vorcha: 20 years
Salarians: 40 years
Batarian: 80 years
Drell: 85 years
Volus: 85 years
Humans: 150 years
Turian: 150 years
Elcor: 500 years
Asari: 1,000 years
Krogan: 1,000+ years
Jenkins: 12 minutes
Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people thatperson was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”
this is fucked up.
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